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Discovered in François & Marie's Flickr photostream.
"All right, everybody, turn left…now! Ha ha ha, Mike, you're out. Okay, now, Simon says, everybody…tuck and roll! All right, now, Simon says…"
"Margaret?"
"Yes, luv?"
"Next time you buy tissues, would you be so kind as to buy the kind with the lotion in 'em?"
"And why's that then?"
"See, luv, when I get a cold, usin' them regular tissues is kind of like usin' sandpaper to blow my nose."
"Oh Hubert, you exaggerate so."
"I ask you, wife of mine, do I [...]
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Discovered in * MAGNE's Flickr photostream.
She said, "Just a little more helium, if you please," and then she slipped away into the sky. Two days later she touched down in Old Dan's meadow, ankle-deep in wildflowers and foxtail. Something had turned her eyes from drab brown to silver, the colour of sun-kissed clouds, and [...]
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Discovered in mkeblx's Flickr photostream.
"You can't be serious."
"Look, sir, they came in with the lowest bid on the campus security contract. They've been out of work ever since that whole Death Star II debacle, so we can low-ball them even more in the next round of contract talks next year. And you can't [...]
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Discovered in tallmariah's Flickr photostream.
Time to sign up for those anger management courses.
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IMG_6327
Discovered in calanimephotos's Flickr photostream.
She bristled at the name. "Robin? Don't even— Don't even talk to me about that little suckup. Don't even mention his name. Seriously." Rolling her eyes: "He spent like two days on the phones, then got promoted. Now I hear he does fieldwork. [...]
Yip yip yip yip yip yip
Discovered in Navid j's Flickr photostream.
…uh huh, uh huh.
Man, the thing you can find, on Flickr.
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Discovered in JennyHennyPenny's Flickr photostream.
Drunk I got. Remember nothing after making out with Charlene on the dance floor do I. Ashamed I should be, think I.
But not as bad as they say is waking up in a ditch. Worse, it is.
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Discovered in Ian Hampton's Flickr photostream.
This is one more to file under "I" for "It seemed like a good idea at the time".
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Discovered in Ingvi Geir (IGO)'s Flickr photostream.
"Man, where are we, anyways?"
"Not sure. I think we should've taken—"
"If you say 'a right turn at Albuquerque' one more time, I swear by all that's holy, I will punch you in the nose."
"…Fine. Okay. So it's not funny after a hundred thousand times. Lighten [...]
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